Beto: Born To Save The World

Has the Amerikan Politikal Swamp ever defecated forth a more laughably supercilious, grotesquely self-absorbed, despicably vapid self-appointed Messiah than this cretinous geek, Robert Francis (Beto) O’Rourke?

BY BEAUFORDE T. PUSSER FOR THE INTERNATIONAL CHRONICLES

Has the Amerikan Politikal Swamp ever defecated forth a more laughably supercilious, grotesquely self-absorbed, despicably vapid self-appointed Messiah than this cretinous geek, Robert Francis (Master Beto) O’Rourke?

Perhaps.

Baraka is his negroidal doppelgänger… he is the only other politician of this generation that approaches the self-enamored jejuneness that this spoiled, gawky Beta simp exudes. Baraka the Grey Puppet and Master Beto the piss-puddle-deep Philosopher-Hacker… they are the Ebony and Ivory of the low-IQ, gynocentric, anti-Constitutional Red Guard that Frankfurt Critical Theory has been harvesting and hatching in American Society for the last 50 years of public Edukaischon / Indoctrination.

Master Beto wears his Self-Hatred like Noblesse Oblige on his scrawny sleeve…. proudly… and flaunts it publicly as a virtue. Self-flagellation for his “White Privilege” is his go-to Riff in public appearances… like Keith Richards going for the Open G Tuning chords on stage… they both know what the Hoi Polloi pay to hear…

Beto and Baraka are the Manifest, stinky steaming detritus of Amerikan Higher Learning… the results of the degeneration of the American Edukaischon Industrial Complex… and the infiltration of a toxic ideology completely antithetical to the Founding Father’s stated principles for the American Republic… they are the preening, steaming turds of cocksure ignorance and feminized moral pimping that the anus of the Democrat Party has expectorated out of its toxic bowels… and half the stupefied, mal-educated general population — the Multi-Culti urban millennial cucks that think they are entitled to a free ride into Utopia just because they are sentient enough to jerk-off 4 times a day into their laptop keyboard… their Narcissistic, pierced, tattooed, selfie-obsessed THOT Bitches on the Cock-Carousel since they were 14… as well as the vast majority of the self-appointed Ruling Caste in the DC, NY, SF, Chitown, and LA swamps — actually think that this Fairy Tale is going to be delivered by this shithead… or any other one of the phony, opportunistic, SJW shitheads that they will excrete out of the toilet bowl of their “Primaries”. They have no fucking idea what is coming…

Our boi Beto wants to save the world. If he were a Mad Magazine fictional creation it would win the Pulitzer. He is that absurd.

Master Beto embodies the prototype White-Guilt-trippin’, Virtue-Signaling-obsessive, PC-indoctrinated, open-borders, one-world SJW Slacker / Hacker that will be the kindling that will set off a Civil War in the country. There is no discussion possible with a person of this level of sanctimony, moral preening, and guttural stupidity.

Yea, “Beto”… you were “just born to be in it”… it is your Manifest Destiny to have your protrusive, insipid mug carved onto Mt. Rushmore after you heroically lead us all down the Golden Road to a One-World, Borderless, Multicultural, Central Administrative State Utopia run by Sages and Bodhisattvas like yourself… you were put on this earth to save the ignorant peasant masses from their own stupidity and ignorance…

… you are an inspiration to all of us who cannot wait until the first shot is fired…

P.S. Here, Beto — appropriately enough, culled from the Steely Dan album Countdown To Ecstasy (fittingly because that is what your sycophantic followers think you will lead them to) — is your Presidential Campaign’s Perfekt Theme Song… you are nothing less than a Holy Man…

steely dan – bodhisattva
Bodhisattva Would you take me by the hand Bodhisattva Would you take me by the hand Can you show me The shine of your Japan The sparkle of your china Can you show me …
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